Crazy English Language (B.O.M.B.)

by Gallagher

B.O.M.B. …

B.O.M.B. … “b-ah-m!”

T.O.M.B. … “t-ah-m?” … no T.O.M.B. “t-oo-m”

C.O.M.B. … “c-oo-m?” … no C.O.M.B. “c-oh-m”

P.O.M.B. … “p-oh-m?” … no P.O.E.M. “p-oh-m”

H.O.E.M. … “h-oh-m?” … no H.O.M.E. “h-oh-m”

S.O.M.E. … “s-oh-m?” … no S.O.M.E. “s-uh-m”

N.O.M.E. … “n-uh-m?” … no N.U.M.B. “n-uh-m”

It gets worse…

W.O.R.S.E. … “wh-ur-ss”

H.O.R.S.E. … “h-ur-ss?” … no H.O.R.S.E. “h-or-ss”

And…

H.E.A.R.D. … “h-uhr-d”

B.E.A.R.D. … “b-uhr-d?” … no B.E.A.R.D. “b-eer-d”

Even…

G.O. … “g-oh”

D.O. … “d-oh?” … no D.O. “d-oo”