This Is Just My Opinion...
These webpages reflect personal interests and opinions.
You may not always share the same viewpoint as the author, but such is life.
There's an old saying, It takes all kinds to make a world.
The wide variety of interests found in such a place as, for instance, the internet guarentee an interesting — if sometimes uncomfortable — ride.
The hope is, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," and "As long as it isn't hurting anyone, let Freedom Reign!" (Rah, Rah!)
No doubt my sense of what's worth wasting disk space on may clash with yours at times, but then, it's my disk space.
And it's kind of the point of the Web, isn't it.
We get to show that small fraction of the whole world that stumbles by what we think is worth not just saving, but going on and showing all of you.
Anyway, here it is.
If you don't like what you see here, c'est la vie.
Sorry to have wasted your time.
No doubt, you'll find something you like better further down the “highway”.
Thanks for stopping by!
CJS
3/1/1999
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