Note: This section has aged poorly. Once upon a time, in the beginnings of the web, it had relevance, but the technology has moved on so incredibly much since the '90s. So has the penetration of the wild, weird web into our normal lives (one result of which is that our lives aren't as normal any more). In any event, a lot of stuff here is either obsolete or arcane, and I'm intending a serious slash-n-burn session soon. For now, this part of the castle is… what it is.